shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

image

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.