me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

inhaftiert:

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE TAKING SELFIES BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A NICE FACE

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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